16. November 2017 · Comments Off on Oh Shit, it is happening again…… · Categories: Here comes the fuck weather!, Mountain Bike

Notice to out readers;

THE FUCK WEATHER IS COMING!! THERE WILL BE A PERIOD OF TIME, MAYBE A WEEK OR MAYBE A MONTH, WHERE THE NORDIC CENTER IS NOT YET OPEN AND THE TRAILS ARE FUCKED FOR SKINNY TIRES AND ROAD BIKING KIND OF SUCKS ANYWAY SO GET PREPARED FOR THE FUCKWEATHER AND BUY A FAT BIKE RIGHT NOW!

Our good friends at Diamondback happen to have them all on sale right now so click that link below and get the plastic ready. Maybe there will be Christmas yet here at the PPPC(depending on the generosity of our gentle readers…)

Don’t even get us started about running in the shoulder season!

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Sincerely;

The Editor,

PPPC

15. November 2017 · Comments Off on Prefrontal massiveness. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Here comes the fuck weather!

Whenever a storm front is bearing down on the Wasatch some pretty insane sunset/sunrises are a daily thing; IMG_0024
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Our friend, the 8k funktop loop, shows the moisture is on the way; http://www.ssd.noaa.gov/goes/west/weus/h5-loop-ft.html

Big question is; Does the Mountain Biking Season end on Thursday; 11/15?

Stay tuned to find out!

PPPC

11. November 2017 · Comments Off on Worst Outdoor Blogger; 2017 awards announced. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

YES!! We did it again………

Everyone who has anything to do with anything has been fired here at PPPC and this blog is still the worst in the industry. No consistent posting. No consistent line of content. The only thing really worth a crap here is our Affiliation with Freeski Cat Super Star, Big Nelz.

But damn, we do know how to have a good time!

3-2-1, Dropping!
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Rock pops for days!

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Pro Gap Alert!
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All action stunts performed by the undercover as Diamondback Bikes Marketing Manager/Mega Shredder; TJ Trotter on the Grafton Mesa DH trail and the big gap is the Grafton Gap for the dead and or way uninformed.

Check out TJ’s New for 2018, Diamondback Carbon Release right here;

So despite again being named Worst Outdoor Blogger of the Year, PPPC is back for winter 2017!

Some new features added to the site for this season include Old Man Bentons Wasatch Winter Rain Calendar! Boy are we excited to kick this one off! This allows you, gentle reader, to accurately account for all the days this coming winter where it rains when it used to snow! OMB(Old Man Benton) lives at 7,000ft where it actually used to snow all winter long and now does not and he is NOT Happy about this at all.

From the entire staff here at Pedal n Pole Park City; Welcome back Winter!
(though high pressure currently reigns in the Wasatch so that means a lot more mtn biking and OMB is already PISSED!)

PPPC

And click a damn link and buy something!

11. May 2017 · Comments Off on Insane, marble sized hailstorm! · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

Crazy Hailstorm that delayed 5/8 croquet!

This went on for 20 minutes!

And then the games continued……..

01. September 2016 · Comments Off on Unicorn Invasion part 15 · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

They are just a little left of that aspen tree…..
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15. July 2016 · Comments Off on Croquet is ending for the summer 2016 season! · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

WTFn F! how does nothing get posted from May 8th until now? I thought we got rid of this inconsistent posting thing ever since firing the Intern! And it is not like anything huge hasn’t been happening! I mean croqueting on the regular, a new Facebook page has now been erected to demonstrate our love for the game, in addition to The Summer Classic which was contested on the calendar day 6/26 and I won all the money!

But onto the bigger news; as you, gentle readers, know; The Man of the House and owner of the croquet court is also highly decorated 100mile racer(actually THE most decorated), Karl Meltzer. He has decided to end the 2016 summer croquet season due to the fact he is trying to break the Appalachian trail through record for a third time! This attempt gets underway next week and The Lady of the House is not going to be putting up with croquet and drinking going on until all hours of the night in the backyard without the Man of the House in attendance!

You, gentle reader, can become advised of the all the details right here; http://trailrunnermag.com/people/news/2227-karl-meltzer-takes-on-the-at-again

Hey, and click thru a freaking Affiliate link and buy something for the love of christ! We are pretty much starving over here……

The Editor

08. May 2016 · Comments Off on Good Morning Wasatch; updated. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

After a month long reign as the featured header, the Management at Pedal n Pole Park City would like to announce that the headers are now going back to being randomized as we feel at this juncture we have squeezed all the dopeness out of BT’s sick photo and it is time to move on and start posting again before someone gets fired!

This was the orginal post;
12961650_10207947551320407_865159998069599850_nThis entire post was stolen from BT’s page. Even the title. Plus this pic is so dope it will be up on the header until the staff here at the PPPC feel like taking it down……

13. April 2016 · Comments Off on Good Morning Wasatch. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

12961650_10207947551320407_865159998069599850_nThis entire post was stolen from BT’s page. Even the title. Plus this pic is so dope it will be up on the header until the staff here at the PPPC feel like taking it down……

05. April 2016 · Comments Off on So random……. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

Not sure why things were such a spectacle as no linguine is in the forecast.
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01. April 2016 · Comments Off on Daily randoms, 4/1/16. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

2016-03-31 07.04.25Post storm system, no linguine today.