04. September 2015 · Comments Off on Hold all my calls! Nordic walking hits the world! · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda

article-1249000-07DC233D000005DC-566_468x699Woah! Was someone going to tell me about this insane new global fitness trend called Nordic Walking? I mean how killer is this; all you do is walk with poles in hand and hangout with hot nordic babes! WOW! Anyone want to buy some skis? I mean who needs that fuckshit when you can just walk in the snow with poles! OTF’nH yo! Anybody want to buy an enduro bike?