23. March 2016 · Comments Off on OMG! People really are doping for STRAVA! · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, doper loser shitbags

The link below will drop you, gentle reader, into a world so fucked it is hard to even comprehend. You’ve all heard of pro cyclist Lance Armstrong who doped his way to millions and glory but behold the pathetic tale of Thorfinn-Sassquatch, a L.A. guy so lame and fucked that he dopes for STRAVA KOM’S! Click thru and and let this tale from our friends at cyclingtips.com make you feel great about your meager but clean athletic achievements……..(click right on that rider in the pic)