16. November 2017 · Comments Off on Oh Shit, it is happening again…… · Categories: Here comes the fuck weather!, Mountain Bike

Notice to out readers;

THE FUCK WEATHER IS COMING!! THERE WILL BE A PERIOD OF TIME, MAYBE A WEEK OR MAYBE A MONTH, WHERE THE NORDIC CENTER IS NOT YET OPEN AND THE TRAILS ARE FUCKED FOR SKINNY TIRES AND ROAD BIKING KIND OF SUCKS ANYWAY SO GET PREPARED FOR THE FUCKWEATHER AND BUY A FAT BIKE RIGHT NOW!

Our good friends at Diamondback happen to have them all on sale right now so click that link below and get the plastic ready. Maybe there will be Christmas yet here at the PPPC(depending on the generosity of our gentle readers…)

Don’t even get us started about running in the shoulder season!

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Sincerely;

The Editor,

PPPC

31. March 2016 · Comments Off on That annoying couple of weeks…… · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Enduro as fucking fuck!, Mountain Bike, Real mtn life, roadiefuckbiking, Skate Ski

In every mountain town everywhere there are a really annoying couple of weeks where the Nordic center shuts down and the trails are not even close to being ready for mountain biking! The inhumanity! Not to mention this is a first world problem of the highest order.

It usually starts with a notice like this;  http://live.whitepinetouring.com/track-conditions/. This is when the “what the hell am I going to do for a workout on my lunch break” panic immediately sets in. Remember, your humble Editor was already told once this season that he looked fat in his race suit so we might be a little panicked about getting fat and being faced with going to the gym or this;

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Fuck running.

is just too much reality.

If there is one activity that is “for training purposes only” it is running. Especially on the road as your humble Editor does not mind an occasional trail run but as for that roadie crap…….. well…….remember what your mother said about not being able to say nice things. And with trails not ready for mountain biking, they sure aren’t  ready for trail running!

In a pinch, this will work until real biking on dirt is available;

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Is Tidal Wave dry yet?

But it is a poor substitute as there are no sweet airs to be had and should only be turned to when all other options are completely exhausted. Plus there is the chance of being spotted in public in spandex.

And so it goes here in the extremely jaded world of mountain athletics where not being able to train in your favorite discipline is seen as a major injustice. While we are months away from more of this;

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Still the only place spandex is cool; On Snow!

We are only weeks away from this!

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Enduro to the rescue!

The Editor.

2015-10-24 01.00.31Oh Shit! She’s on upper Mega Steps!

30. October 2015 · Comments Off on Do it to the crowd. · Categories: desert life, Enduro as fucking fuck!, High Altitude Rockstars, KING MOAB, Mountain Bike

2015-10-25 01.02.342015-10-25 01.02.35-12015-10-25 01.02.35-22015-10-25 01.02.36-1 Mike Blarowski, owner/operator of bc25.com shows the tourists whaz up. Do it to the crowd!

2015-10-25 01.07.34Oh shit! She’s on lower Ahab!

12111947_10205958578616395_6271700312154048013_nAll fired up post rampage; Kelly Taylor boostin The Grafton Gap.

2015-10-13 04.17.21-2If left to my own devices this time of year all I would be doing is riding and posting photo’s…..

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Just another PC lunch hour with your host Chad Waite.

22. September 2015 · Comments Off on Season of the color tunnel. · Categories: Enduro as fucking fuck!, Mountain Bike, Park City Tourism, Real mtn life

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Park City right now.

23. August 2015 · Comments Off on Enduro as fucking FUCK! · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Enduro as fucking fuck!, Mountain Bike, Real mtn life

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Do you realize how fucking enduro this fanny pack is? Huh? Anything other than a Dakine Hot Laps is a bunch a fuckshit! What? You’re still riding with some bust ass Camelbac an think you are all enduro? Sheeeeeet………buncha fuckboys!