THE Mark White.

Skin side down people and keep em in one piece!

The Editor,


03. February 2018 · Comments Off on No Snow Snoquet/Agony of defeat; 2018 · Categories: #usedtosnowsatchmtns, no snow below 8, Real mtn life, where is the fuck weather?, winter is dead

A piss poor winter at best has led to mostly hybrid courts this season. There was only full “Snoquet” covereage for about 8 minugtes since Ullr switched his ass up to road biking rather than skiing pow or nordee glydn.

Oh well……

Winter is short; Play Snoquet!

The Editor,


31. March 2016 · Comments Off on That annoying couple of weeks…… · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Enduro as fucking fuck!, Mountain Bike, Real mtn life, roadiefuckbiking, Skate Ski

In every mountain town everywhere there are a really annoying couple of weeks where the Nordic center shuts down and the trails are not even close to being ready for mountain biking! The inhumanity! Not to mention this is a first world problem of the highest order.

It usually starts with a notice like this;  http://live.whitepinetouring.com/track-conditions/. This is when the “what the hell am I going to do for a workout on my lunch break” panic immediately sets in. Remember, your humble Editor was already told once this season that he looked fat in his race suit so we might be a little panicked about getting fat and being faced with going to the gym or this;


Fuck running.

is just too much reality.

If there is one activity that is “for training purposes only” it is running. Especially on the road as your humble Editor does not mind an occasional trail run but as for that roadie crap…….. well…….remember what your mother said about not being able to say nice things. And with trails not ready for mountain biking, they sure aren’t  ready for trail running!

In a pinch, this will work until real biking on dirt is available;


Is Tidal Wave dry yet?

But it is a poor substitute as there are no sweet airs to be had and should only be turned to when all other options are completely exhausted. Plus there is the chance of being spotted in public in spandex.

And so it goes here in the extremely jaded world of mountain athletics where not being able to train in your favorite discipline is seen as a major injustice. While we are months away from more of this;


Still the only place spandex is cool; On Snow!

We are only weeks away from this!


Enduro to the rescue!

The Editor.

25. March 2016 · Comments Off on More daily randoms! · Categories: Here comes the fuck weather!, Real mtn life

2016-03-22 06.22.54Serious cloud variety as the unstable airmass/fuckweather cluster moves out of the SLC.

22. March 2016 · Comments Off on Tweener season here in the Wasatch. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Real mtn life, roadiefuckbiking, ski touring

Maybe we do some of this;

Or Maybe we do some of this today…….
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17. March 2016 · Comments Off on Daily randoms. · Categories: Real mtn life, Utah Tourism

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This is what my friends do all spring while I am stuck on the keyboard;12798829_1065141556841669_1450162589611789389_nPhoto credit; Gary GSAX Saxlehner

03. March 2016 · Comments Off on More Perfect Light! · Categories: Here comes the fuck weather!, Real mtn life, Utah Tourism

2016-03-01 06.53.45When the vis gets this clear…….

2016-03-01 06.51.39……it means only one thing.

29. February 2016 · Comments Off on Perfect Light. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Real mtn life

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26. February 2016 · Comments Off on Shit you hear at a Wasatch Citizens Series Race. · Categories: Blatant Utah tourism propaganda, Enduro as fucking fuck!, Park City Tourism, Real mtn life, Skate Ski

The Wasatch Citizens Series is Utah’s preeminent Nordic Race series. Consisting of two classic and 3 skate events, The WCS gives non USA Ski team members a chance to slip on the skin suit and race in either open competition against seriously badass people or in age group graded competition where people actually have jobs and that sort of thing. Your humble Editor has been involved in this foolishness for at least a decade and a half with no signs of slowing down(well other than on the track…)

Since I race I cannot take photo’s and race simultaneously so Action Wife is usually tasked with photog duties. Action Wife might be the worst sports photographer in modern history and usually can’t even be trusted to get a decent shot of the Editor in action. Last weekends 20k was no different.

The PPPC staff thought it would be fun to add some funny comments to the most recent batch of Action Wife pics. Here we go;(the humorous caption will appear below the photo so continue scrolling downward)


WHAT!? 2 More laps on this bitch?!



God I wish I hadn’t decided to race in my pajamas!




I will crush EDITOR like bug!(Editor is the red suit waaay back at the end of the train)


“Oh hey it’s not my husband, the Editor, but I am going to get another picture of this guy”(thinks Action Wife as she gets yet another picture of Jeff Minema)


“Oh Hey! It’s another guy kicking my Husbands, The Editors, ass! Lets get a sweet pic of him crossing the finish line!”

Wait a minute! Here is a action shot of the Editor!

IMG_1047But of course it is pretty dark and so far away you really cant even tell who or what is going on in the pic!

Another pic; Of course there is no action involved and I crossed the finish line like 10 minutes ago…..


“Hey Nick; Do you think I look fat in my race suit?”

(BTW; Action Wife has officially been fired as Team PPPC photographer immediately following the 2016 WCS 20k!)